sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we have pet lesbian snakes
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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