and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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