Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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