so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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