You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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