And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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