Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
only if we run a train.
done.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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