she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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