I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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