You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
