Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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