I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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