in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Randomize
