turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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