You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
