But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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