Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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