he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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