is your mom at the bar?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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