can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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