oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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