jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I was not drunk enough for that final.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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