i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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