So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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