Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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