is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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