if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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