Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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