NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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