I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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