Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
