I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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