there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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