Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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