Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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