Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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