I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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