i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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