Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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