they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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