rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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