I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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