I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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