So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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