her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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