Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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