bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Pooping to opera.
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