If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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