do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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