TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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