I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
