You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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