I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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