we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
