If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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