I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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