Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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